The answer is NO! Hahaheheheheheh! So like OMFGZZ Damon Damon Damon we are d8ting or something I mean what oops hi Drrr Jude sorry baybee!!11oneone You know how it is. SIGH WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD??? except it's totally not haha I win ( Read more... )

Gosh I always forget about this thing oops. So um what have I been doing well nothing actually except sex0rzing my baby boo Julez heheheheheh!!1 He's such a gr8 baby's daddy. Except whoops how am I going to break the news to him that I'm eloping with my ex-husband's gay lover slash bffl??! *SIGH* My life is so hard ( Read more... )

Ew it's Jonny's birthday. I could be nice and like wax poetic about how much he means to me but why would I do that when I can talk about MY BABY BOO JULEZ INSTEAD ( Read more... )

Julian sucked my will to update. *LOLZ* I think he's more in love with my Cambodian baby than he is with me sob. Oh well he takes me to the park and we make out like 16 year olds and it's really gr8.

WHERE IS DAMON??? :O sob I still love you though you're totally my BFFL. Leigh will have to share ( Read more... )

So my 20/20 special aired tonight and Barbara Walters made me cry. What a bitch. I mean duh of course if you mention my baby and all the poor orphaned Cambodian children I'm going to shed a few tears. I am not a cold bitch *criez* even though my dad said I need mental help god I h8 him ( Read more... )

okay so here's the story kids. I'm really fucking hot and stuff but you know it's hard being this beautiful sometimes. i mean gawd creepy men hit on me all the time what hi nic cage. i promised myself i wouldn't mention the albarn once in this entry but oops that's like giving a kid candy and telling them they're allergic to sugar. sob damon too ( Read more... )

What is this madness I only love Damon but sob he doesn't love me back he's an evil h8ter. But sigh I love him. I love the way he says 'pffft' and how he pretends to be gay but really I know he only loves me. One time I had sex with him and it was gr8. Actually what no, we had sex more than once. Jonny was mad when he found out about that second ( Read more... )