Due to lightning we lost all power in our computer room. That isnt too unusual seeing as how we live in Florida. Florida and lightning go together like faggots and Bob. I am too busy applying to rating communities on here to piss people off so I will post a bigger entry when I have nothing better to do ( Read more... )

Happy new year niggers!

What Will emo_as_bob Get ?
Xmas pressie predictorBig wooly jumper knitted by beermongerPair of Socks from drowningmydreamBottle of Whiskey from yer_a_fuckassCd from butcherbaby82Something Cuddly from victory14Something Intoxicating from i_hate_you82Something Silly from mikehookerSomething Funny from adict77Lump of coal from deadvanitySomething ( Read more... )

I think we might be getting a pet duck seeing as how we no longer have a pet cat. I swear it was an accident letting the cat get out. Hahahahaha. I think I am going to dump my girlfriend because I don't know what to get her for Christmas. Just kidding. I am going to dump her because Raph was at pizza hut where she works and he said that she got a ( Read more... )

You may or may not have noticed that I have not been online since Thanksgiving. That is because my good friend Todd from Philadelphia, Pensylvania has been visiting. Raph changed his livejournal password and forgot what he changed it to so he can't even use his journal anymore. He entered this contest on dell.com and every time he hears a car he ( Read more... )

I don't usually post twice in 1 day (let alone a week usually) but this was too great.
My mom made us cupcakes with 88's written on them in icing. Priceless.
We can post pictures of our feast later when we get home because we do not have a USB cable here.

We are all at my parent's house right now. My mom is out here with me and Durk making fun of niggers. She is 1 crazy bitch. Raph is in the kitchen cooking. Durk got us this really great laptop from best buy today, so we are having some fun with that. It is white. Most people have black laptops. My sister thinks panzermensch is handsome. I have no comment on ( Read more... )

This girl

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I am sure all of you will agree with me on this...
BOB'S JOURNAL MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.
We need to hire a translator.

I have to wake up early tommorow for a long hard day of doing absolutely nothing and those faggots Durk and Raph are making so much noise. They are probably playing DDR with my retarded girlfriend and her slutty friends. I hate them all and wish they would all die.
Also, I haven't said this in about an hour but I HATE BOB.