Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

I am adding dollyvamp to the list of fat fucking loser ass slobs on the list of fat fucking usless slobs.
Hey you fat slut, I know you are reading this. Get your ass off the computer and go to the gym.

I just found the coolest website on the WWW Check it out guys. Be sure you sign their guest book. Dont worry about what we have been up to since my last update. We are still fighting the good fight ( Read more... )

Son of a bitch I forgot about this again and my 3rd myspace.com account was deleted.

I got a job at a redneck dive bar just for fun. You should see the sort of people that come in. I am pretty sure that the number of teeth in my mouth is greater than all 25 customers teeth added together.
I bet this fat ass babe comes in to my bar tonight.

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We all signed up for myspace accounts which is why I never bothered to update my livejournal account anymore. I am back here now for the simple reason that Tom over on myspace is a faggot bitch who cancelled my account because stupid cunts were whinning about my profile on there. I will be updating this more frequently now since Tom thinks I am not ( Read more... )

Bob's mailing address:
Vladimir Hill
Student Box #628
Flagler PO Box 1027
St. Augustine, Florida
32085-1027

I want to dump my girlfriend Alexis. (As pictured here .) But I think I should wait until after Monday because she probably got me some good shit for Valentines day and that would be rude of me to dump her after she bought me stuff. I am being thoughtful here, otherwise she would be stuck with those gifts with nobody to give them too and I am ( Read more... )

Me and Raph applied over at that community for slutty punk girls called redhotknockoutsknowing full well the majority of the votes would be NO. I already want to piss on this girl there called violent_minds_"
What an ugly ass hoe. I wonder how they accepted her. I mean god damn. Just wait until you see her.
Check out my application . Another girl on there is voting no because ( Read more... )