ok, so Thursday...yea, Meagan and i were like "DUDE, WE NEED SLIM JIMS, MAN!" so i got this fuckin huge goddamn pepperoni stick (i'm gonna have a heart attack soon). so i'm swervin all over the road tryin to open my slim jim and Meagan yelled at me and was like "how bout we try and stay alive today and DON'T veer into the wrong side of the road,
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