DSL is good, but it won't replace my friends.

Jan 07, 2004 15:03

So..I no longer suffer from dial-up leprosy. Yeah, you heard that right Eric, I have DSL now..so you can't hate on me anymore. And wow, it's nice. I went to go and download the new Incubus..clicked on the song name, and got it three seconds later. Exactly three seconds. I think I'm going to cry. Wow. Everyone should suggest music for me to download ( Read more... )

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dear you cat800 January 8 2004, 07:41:44 UTC
dear person k,

hello, this is your friendly neighborhood RIAA agent. there's lots of things wrong with this post. i'll go through them one by one with you.

1. DSL is good, and it WILL replace your friends.
2. No, I'm sorry. there is nothing better tahn the hacked version of Kazaa or WinMX. you're screwed, buddy.
3. Your will receive shortly a subpoena in the mail for your illegal piracy activity. Incubus wants their song back.
4. What is movie night and why wasn't i invited?
4a. Maybe your friends aren't really your friends... think about that one.
5. "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRR" is not technically a word.
6. Miranda is neither beautiful nor perfect. just kidding. or am i?
7. talking about your bloody toe is disgusting, and i speak for the rest of the world when i say, "shut up."

In conclusion, you are wrong and weird.
P.S. um... nevermind. there is no P.S.

Yours Truly,
Agent So-and-so

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Re: dear you cat800 January 8 2004, 07:43:17 UTC
by the way, it's 1:45 in the morning. there are lots of typos, i realize. or maybe i'm just that stupid.

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Re: dear me emo_robot January 8 2004, 08:01:57 UTC
The following is wrong with your comment:

1. I said DSL is good, so that's not something that's wrong with my post.
2. I have already found better programs thanks to the knowledgeable Mr. Ira. You are wrong, buddy.
3. I eat subpoenas for breakfast. Except it's not time for breakfast yet, and I'm not sure what a subpoena is...but I bet they taste good.
4. Movie night is Danielle, Eric, Miranda, me, and possibly other people watching Tarantino movies at Eric's house Saturday night. Hopefully, if things work out. Not sure about the other people, but some seem to already invited themselves.. *cough person 47*
4a. I said closest friends. And they are my friends. Bite me. I mean, be my friend.
5. You're not a RIAA agent so I'll ignore this one.
6. Yes she is.
7. My toe was never bloody. It had a blood blister on it. Please learn to read, sir. Kthx. Also, I did shut up. And shouldn't I be asleep or dead right now? Oh well, it's not important.

What is important is that--
You are weirder and wronger than me. Yeah, wronger. I didn't typo.

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Re: dear me cat800 January 8 2004, 19:07:15 UTC
wow.

i am wrong.

thank you for that.

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i'll do anything to keep her here tonight whataboutmyface January 8 2004, 12:10:39 UTC
okay, your weird.

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* gayface * honest_mistake January 9 2004, 03:20:08 UTC
Yea you gayface! Emo Inside..Gay...but i still love you! *Dont hold this against me* ♥

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