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I'm growing out my hair like it was when I was single it was longer than I'd know you I had no money then I had no worries then at all but with such a high standard of living I just feel like I'm dying I would start an argument but you can barely even talk but there is always good reason for your silence you have to take care of some business so I ( Read more... )

Mr. Howell: The dinner was fine until she opened her mouth ( Read more... )

I was at an amusement park. not literally. I was there with JD as usual. he left to go to the bathroom and i went to go on the swings. the kind that spin around. So it starts spinning then the mechanical thing lifts it up so we can see over the top of this building. I come around the corner and see a huge ass tornado. Like wow. Jon was on the fone ( Read more... )

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Why live? For what? Where are we going? We're all gonna die someday anyways. Why do i always do this to myself ( Read more... )

Life is full of shit. Bad shit. Scary shit. And occasionally good shit. When i went to Virgin-ia. lol j/k. Virginia was a good shit. Me Titz, crowl and Sammy sams had the time of a freaking lifetime. And none of uss got anybooty. How did we have fun u ask? I didn't want it. I could've been all up in that but we all decided to have the best freaking ( Read more... )

Holy Shizznit. I went to bed at like 10. i didn't fall asleep untill 11. At 11 i had a relapse of all the drylness and at first it was just wierd. But then i opened my eyes and went back to sleep and it was horrible. i went into the depth of my mind. Which is always filled with great things. And i had the worst set of nightmares ever. People didn't ( Read more... )

People, If you see two psychos calling me rabbit. do NOT respond. walk more briskly and act like you didn't hear them. lol j/p. I guess Rabbit is cool. Rabbits are fast. And i am fast, at rollerblading. But hey. i found a company interested in sponsoring me. Hopefully it wont fall through and this asswipe wasn't talking out of his belly button. ( Read more... )