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[emoindieslut]

if someone came into your place of work and ordered an "egg" bagel with margerine every single day, and actually an egg bagel was the same as a plain bagel except with yellow food coloring added, would you tell them that really, its ok to order a plain bagel and it would be the same as an "egg" bagel?

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HI HOMIE

[sandwichhands]

HEHEHE LOL YOU SHOULD TELL THAT GUY TO FUCK OFF

DUDE

[keckles]

LOL YEAH. I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP HIM IN THE DARK. HE'LL LIKE THINK HE'S GETTING HIS DAILY DOSAGE OF EGG AND HE'S TOTALLY NOT. FORGET HIM!!!

[shesgotheart]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE WRITING IN ALL CAPS??? ANYWAY, MY ADVICE IS TO NOT TELL HIM...YOU DON'T WANT TO SHATTER HIS EGG BAGEL DREAMS.

P.S. I TALKED TO SHAWN (SHAUN??) TONIGHT...THE RADIO SHOW IS ON!!!!!!!

HM

[keckles]

WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR WORK DO THAT ANYWAY? I MEAN WHY DO THEY HAVE EGG BAGELS IF THEY'RE NOT REALLY EGG? STUPID PLACE.

AND THE CAPS JUST SEEMED ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE AFTER MANDEE USED THEM.

Re: HM

[meanmoppet]

DUDE DON'T TELL HIM COS HE MIGHT LIKE SUE FOR FALSE ADVERTIZAMACATION AND STUFF!!! ANY LOOSER WHO ORDERS EGGY-WEGGY BAGELS DESERVES TO BE KEPT CLUELESS AHAHAHA

[true_story]

DON'T TELL THAT FUCK HEAD WHAT HE'S GETTING. JUST FUCKING LIE. PUNCH HIM IN THE NECK. AHHAHAH I LOVE CAPS.