TOPSHOP NOW SHIPS TO THE USA!!!!! Squee!!!!

Also... saw a FOX IN THE SNOW last night!!

<3 LIFE

How come the wildest, sluttiest party girls always do a complete 180 and become married housewives with three kids?

I always have the same dream over and over again. Okay, well, not quite true. I always have like three stock dreams that my completely unimaginative mind selects every night ( Read more... )

I have had three iPods in the last 5 years. All three had the same basic problem: when in shuffle mode, "One Night in Bangkok" plays far too often. Far, far too often.

everytime i log into my .mac email account i have to look at this, and i hate this guy so much, just by this photo


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I had some effed up dreams last night. The one that was most interesting to me, was one wherein I had some weird pet snakes, and somehow these two dudes whom I passed everyday on the street found out about my snakes. Everyday they’d inquire as to how my snakes were doing. In my dream, I thought one of them was sort of cute. He looked kinda ( Read more... )

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I have reason to believe my Uterus may be in perile ( Read more... )

It must be strange to die; not only because dying must be weird, but also to lay there, stiff and aware, and think of all those random things from the past whatever years-what sounds, what scents and vague visuals would the mind choose to remember? I’m reminded of one of the last scenes from Soylent Green-when Sol, the older, wiser character (who ( Read more... )

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