So I'm on my way home last night, and I'm driving along, la dee da, when I seen cop lights flashing behind me. I'm all "huh?" because I'd been driving the speed limit for once in my life. so I pull over and roll down the passengers side window (since we were on the highway)and I give him an entusiastic hello. But secretly in my mind I'm panicking ( ( Read more... )

Dear livejournal friends
please help me I need a new cell phone. Mine up and died and wants nothing to do with functioning.
Love,
Laura

ps. i have VERY little money to send

seriously, do you ever just feel like people in general are morons ( Read more... )

AND CAN WE PLEASE STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS ANGO-SAXON? HE WAS A JEW. DARK SKIN, EYES, HAIR, ECT. DEAL WITH IT.

look, I don't pretend to know a lot about mormonism, nor do I pretend like the catholic church (gotta love people who sell tickets into heaven (do not pass hell, do not collect $200)) or other christian churches are perfect, but I just don't understand how people can believe in the LDS doctrine REMOTELY ( Read more... )

I am writing this from my new macbook.

YAY!
I have tickets to see the tutankhamen exhibit in Philidelphia the summer! I am so excited and so completely lame but I love it!

AAAAHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK ( Read more... )

sham pag nay!

druuunk!11!!!!1one !! 1 1!!!

if you haven't seen my tattoo, go look on my myspace (myspace.com/laladeeda) and che-che-check it out.
it's badass and it needs color (I didn't have the extra $150 on me) but its pretty much the best thing that I've ever done for myself.