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emotional_dirth

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Nov 03, 2006 18:03

Look at this link

We've truly entered into a consumerist hell.

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zoq November 3 2006, 19:01:51 UTC

I've seen these before. I think my mom almost bought one.

emotional_dirth November 3 2006, 21:41:06 UTC

the only use i can see is an ergonomic dildo.
and even then.

bluecadet_3 November 3 2006, 19:23:58 UTC

holy shit.
dude, can i have one for christmas. you don't know how many times i've been stuck with a banana in my backpack and it gets bruised.
also, what's the problem with nickels today? you're always losing them! that's why i've come up with the fabulous nickel holder. it holds one nickel!

emotional_dirth November 3 2006, 21:41:45 UTC

i've got a bag hutch, which is always full of nickels! I'll buy one hundred!

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emotional_dirth November 4 2006, 03:26:23 UTC

re: my comment to lauren. seriously, i may be a boy... but, aren't they way too bendy to be comfortable when shoved in a vagina?

Seriously, google mail ad micro targetting? I get shit like 'punk toddler tees' and 'banana protector?!' Could you choose anything WORSE for me?

thirteenspikes November 5 2006, 23:58:50 UTC

I did some research on your question (visited the FAQ page) and judging by the last question "where do the batteries go" and it's disclaimer response, I'd guess that banana protectors do indeed have other purposes. It's hard to judge without holding it in the hand, of course. :)

Google does it´s best. I get money transfers, sleep deprivation, and opening bank accounts in weird currencies. You following their links must just be confusing them. :)

silkandsin November 4 2006, 01:14:35 UTC

I saw that thing at Le Gnome when I was clock shopping with Shay.
I thought it was a dirty marital aid. :(

emotional_dirth November 4 2006, 03:28:15 UTC

When I saw the ad in that little gmail ad box, I thought it was some kind of cute condom ad. I honestly though 'no one would actually make such a useless product'

I am still kind of pissed off. This day has been really shitty.

thebreton_16 November 5 2006, 08:42:49 UTC

Does anyone really need a glow in the dark banana protector?

emotional_dirth November 5 2006, 18:01:23 UTC

No. No they don't.

emotional_dirth November 5 2006, 20:32:00 UTC

That isn't meant to be terse, but seriously. Who really does need these things? I just ensure that my banana in the lunch sack/backpack is put on top.

thebreton_16 November 6 2006, 08:27:51 UTC

But a glow in the dark Banana protector?

Protect your Banana's from the forces of evil that lurk in the dark!