I thought I'd share this gem I heard on TV recently. Yes, this is an actual quote. Enjoy.

Are you ready? OK here it is:

"I can't believe they took my pig trophy. It took me a week to eat all that bacon!"

I'll let you guys savor that one for a while.

I cut my finger on a box of bandaids and I thought, "Man....these guys are good."

Damn...

I think the most fun part about being handicapped would be the ramps.

I just had to make this...

http://mercury.walagata.com/w/thrasher317/kerrytree.jpg

Enjoy!

New pool hottie:

http://www.jenniferbarretta.com/

I'm so used to wearing flip flops i spent about 10 seconds trying to put some on before realizing i had tennis shoes on.

Well as all blogs come and go, so has mine. I know I never update this thing anymore, so much that no one even checks out my site anymore. So I'm going to simply use my site whenever something pisses me off. That's right, my site will just be about rants. Today's rant goes a little something like this ( Read more... )

Yeah, I sharted this morning.  It sucked ass.  Now, let me explain something.  I haven't shat myself since I was at least 17.  Haha jk.  More like 16.  I was chillin at my computer and I leaned over to fart a little.  A little pooness came out.  Yadda yadda yadda, I took a crap.  It was the damn Arby's with their 5 Arby's melts for 5 dollars.  I ( Read more... )

Hey dorks ( Read more... )