that I had to play the entire Smile album on piano and it was suppose to be recorded as the Smile DVD ( Read more... )

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I was watching the president have heart surgery on CSPAN ER.
It was really gross and I almost didn't finish my sandwitch.

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I don't like being old
cause old people aren't cool

I do like Allison remembering my birthday
I <# Allison

*shameless self promotion*

When I was a kid it always bothered me that people in the US would call it America. Cause it's in America it isn't America. Canada's in America too. They should call it the United States of America not America. They act like Canada, Mexico, Argentina, Brazil, and Peru aren't in America. They are, they're just not United States ( Read more... )

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So I went 67 hours and 45 minutes without eating. I had water and vitamins. I dislike vitamins, they taste like crap. Sure I could have held out long but the longer you go without food the more absurd it becomes.

I'm so late. I seem to have missed my once a month goal.
Updating my live journal is like having my period.
It makes me all fussy and gives me cramps.
*oh, cramp*
I live alone now. So I can curse loudly and not wear clothing.
I drink Beer!
But I don't really like beer.

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There was a lady. And she bought a leopard skin pillbox hat. It was very nice. She loved it very much. She brought it home to show her lover. When he saw it he loved it as well. But, he became worried that other men would see her in this fine new leopard skin pillbox hat and steal her away from him. So he asked her if he could jump on it. ( Read more... )