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[emperor_llama]

All right! This is almost awesome enough to make up for the fact that I'm a llama and a woman!

HEY, PEASANTS!

I'M A FREAKING empress EMPEROR!

[[1% spent on remembering his Emperorhood. 1% total + 2% unspent.]]

Comments

[regina_incendia]

Great. The only other person here with a political position equal to my own is some sort of talking sheep-beast.

Were all your subjects sheep-beasts as well?

[emperor_llama]

What? No! They were humans! Thousands and thousands of inferior underlings who bent to my every whim!

[regina_incendia]

My condolences to your subjects.

[emperor_llama]

You should pay a little more respect to my almighty grace.

[novolumecontrol]

An emperor llama is still just a llama.

[emperor_llama]

That's not how emperors work!

[novolumecontrol]

I sure as hell wouldn't listen to an ugly barnyard animal.

[emperor_llama]

I wasn't a llama THEN, you cretin! God, you people and your one-track minds.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Emperor of the llama people, huh? Whoop-de-fuckin'-doo.

[emperor_llama]

I'm not a freaking llama emperor! This is all Trucy's fault! I'm a human! HUMAN!

[semper_fi_bitch]

You're a human, not a llama? Wow. Then you are, without a doubt, the ugliest chick I have ever seen. Nice.

[emperor_llama]

I'm not so sure about you. I can't see you with all the STUPID in the way.

[princeofknives]

Ah~an Emperor llama.

So if something were to happen to you the Princess Prince would have the highest noble title. How interesting, shishishi...

[emperor_llama]

No way. I'm not old enough to have an heir already.

[princeofknives]

*Clearly not listening and already plotting llama regicide*

U~Shishishi

[prayfortomorrow]

Mii~~! That's so cool nano desu! That makes up for the fact Rika got turned into a boy~! Rika gets to meet an emperor nano desu~~! "clap clap"!

[emperor_llama]

Much better! That's the sort of adoration I should be getting from everyone!

[prayfortomorrow]

Miii~~

But what about Beauty Queen Etna nano desu? Are you her king? Or under her nano desu?

[emperor_llama]

Of course I'm above a queen! Especially a Beauty Queen!