C'mon fingers, let's give 'em something good....well, as far as news is concerned, I don't really have any. I have been keeping myself as busy as I know how for the last few months. I suppose that's why this is my first real entry since -- shit...my journal's telling me it's been 5 months since my last proper entry here. Alright, here's the short ( Read more... )

I figure I’ve been staring into the bright light long enough by now ( Read more... )

Dear lord help me. I never do these, but my level of boredom just smacked god in the chin. I needed something to do, and this ate up about....10 minutes. Wow. I might just delete this later, but for now, what the hell. Read away ( Read more... )

Climb inside a cloud of dust and wait for your instructions ( Read more... )

I can't help but wonder, as I walk the sidewalks of LiveJournal peeking in everyone's windows, whether we all happen to be cursed right now or perhaps smacked with an uncanny ability for coincidence. Nearly every entry I've read has either started with or given way to a bit of prose about the imminent explosion of the writer's head. They're ( Read more... )

Oogedy Boogedy.

Thus spake Satan.

How to make a satan
Ingredients:

6 parts anger

6 parts self-sufficiency

6 parts charm
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness

My personal warning labels...

UCAUTIONIN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP THE DEVIL AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

"ACHTUNG!Matt may actually be a spider-human hybrid
From Go-Quiz.com

I've been meaning to bed down for awhile ( Read more... )

John Donne was wrong. Every man is an island.