reads this damn thing.

i got a haircut...finally. the woman that normally cuts my hair is in the hospital, so i went to a professional 'salon'. and the girl answered the phone while she was cutting my hair and ended up talking to one of her friends...while she was cutting my hair!!! since i didn't have enough balls to speak up, she pretty much butchered my hair. and i ( Read more... )

I haven't posted in....well, about 1000000 years. In the past month a lot has happened. Pretty much none of it interesting, but thus is so with most of my life. SO...on with the update ( Read more... )

so...i have been kissed. today. by the hottest boyfriend a girl could ever want. and was it good? well, the details arent important, but i am still happy.

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pet peeve #1: incorrect grammar
pet peeve #2: people that can't speak with halfway decent english
pet peeve #3: when jeans are cut on the sides to make them fit over shoes. geez, i hate that. why did jeff have to ruin the sexiest pair of jeans that he owns?

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Bury me standing under your window with a cinder block in hand. Yeah, cuz no one will ever feel like this again. And if I could move, surely it would be only to crawl back to you.

Some jerkface nearly rammed into me today at ICC. I was driving through the parking lot and I saw this guy get into his car, so I stopped and waited for him to pull out. All of a sudden, this huge truck came up and put on his blinker. So I was like, "Surely he is joking." And he started making all these hand gestures to me to move and stuff. So I ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel...desperate. Like right now. I won't lie, I'm desperate for a kiss ( Read more... )