I hate when you make weird noises. Seriously, it's embarassing. I hate it when you flick my nose. Who does that? Douchebags, that's who. I hate it when you try to tickle my elbow, that's just creepy and awkard. I hate it when you pretend to be retarded, that makes me think you're even more retarded. I hate it when you tell me obvious things like, "
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