Dear peeps

Is there anyone out there still checking this? Plz let me know. I've been a v bad blogger and I'm trying to make amends and decide if it is worth it. I do have stories...

There was a unfortunate gentleman in the ER today with a nosebleed that we had trouble controlling. I guess he came in and they got it controlled 4 times and after that figured he should probably be admitted. He was signed out to me by one of the interns at 10:10 pm after having not bleed for 4 hours. By 1020pm (just my luck) he was bleeding again ( Read more... )

Today's trauma involved a brilliant young man who did herion for the first time in a month (4 bags of the stuff to be exact) and decided to drive. While out he 1) clipped a police car, 2) kept driving and while evading the cops 3) ran into a school bus, 4) filled with children from a half day kindergarten ( Read more... )

As of today, have lost 10 lbs in the last month.

Having a low fat chocolate milk to celebrate. ;-)

You know you're an alcoholic when the following things happen to you while drunk (all by the age of 23 ( Read more... )

I have a splitting headache. There are multiple reasons. One is that my attending has made me feel like a total moron -- again. I like that my new fellow finds him just as insufferable as I do. I'm like, ok, you wanna Swan my post-arrest, don't care. But seriously, why do we need another A line? The one he have is FINE ( Read more... )

Ahhhhh.....finally have laptop back.

When you buy a new gun and can't figure out how to take it apart, I would suggest reading the directions or looking it up on the internet. Don't get a loaded gun and start fucking with it. Else you might shoot yourself in the hand ( Read more... )

Zac was on the couch with me playing with the remote until he managed to change the channel to Fox News and then jumped down.

I've got a right wing cat.


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You know you have a problem when your sexual fetishes end up sending you to the hospital.

Twice.

And then to the operating room.

It's a blood thang.