"I recognized uneasily the hand of what I sometimes thought to be my personal nemesis, the spirit of farce."

~The Paper Men by: William Golding

I am going to become a lesbian.

I am sick of dealing with males on this level. All of them. Crazy, irresponsible, selfish, daft bastard whores. Women may be psycho, but psycho I can handle. Women at least care.

This may be the hormones talking.

Well, Abbey and I have the Plague. We're on Lockdown Quarantine until Thursday. I had to leave to get cranberry juice for my vodka, though. Need it ( Read more... )

I am a Harry Potter dork.

made by cinderbella84 as inspired by atalantapendrag

This is totally rad.


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Well, I just went shopping for Angela's wedding. Wow, that was hard. What do you get for the girl who has everything?? You try your best and get a receipt ( Read more... )

I fucking love my tarot cards. I reallyreallyreally like doing readings. I am a dork ( Read more... )

What do you do when your boss requests you as a friend on MySpace?

I cleaned up my profile a little and accepted. I think she saw it before I locked it, though...

Eh, what the fuck? She's pretty cool.

Okay, so here we go ( Read more... )

Agh. I'm back...and what a vacation it was. I dunno if it can even classify as a vacation. It might, however, fall into the category of clusterfuck...or fiasco...I might fill you in later if I feel like subjecting you to it.

I got this new icon in bumfuck Kentucky. Aawww yeah!