Well I guess it's been a long time since I've written a post containing anything substantial in it, and today is my birthday so it seems like as good a time as any. (No, I'm not fishing for birthday wishes in that last sentence or this one, but feel free to give them anyway ( Read more... )

OH GOD THE PAIN

brb doctor/hospital

OH MAN DUDE

LIFT UP YOUR HANDS

NOW IMAGINE THAT YOUR HANDS ARE JORMUNGAR WYRMS

CUZ THAT'S HOW MANY JORMUNGAR WYRMS THERE'LL BE

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I nearly broke my arm just now, and I think I'll have a nasty bruise to show for it ( Read more... )

I participated in a fancy dress party tonight and quite enjoyed it. My team figured out who the murderer was too ( Read more... )

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In the kitchen making tea and I hear a Danoz Direct ad on tv. They introduced some athlete who was supposed to be really well known but I'd never heard of and he came out with this little golden nugget of a sound byte ( Read more... )

So I was at a job networking thing today because I'm a centrelink dole bludger.
All around the room they had us in were motivational posters... but all they did was invoke disdain. I hope I never ever get caught in an office with that shit on the walls.
DEmotivational posters however... they're awesome. Keep 'em comin'.

I think I've become acquainted with the female version of myself.
Total mind fuck.

I got a call from WIN stadium, they want to offer me casual employment.
I guess I did something right =)