-Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days ( Read more... )

So I just got done with my academic advising appointment not too long ago. Took all of, 8 minutes? It was mostly:

• So you need PE and Arts and Humanities... Taking two PE next semester and my major is Art
  
• Did you take English 100? Fall 2003...it's on my transcript. *She couldn't seem to find it for some reason although it was there clear as day*
  
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"Pops...Pops...I think I got the black lung *cough*"

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Whee okay so Halloween weekend is officially over. Went to three different parties this weekend [although I was only at one for an hour, and it was before the party even started =x]. Was invited to another last night, but I wasn't feel well and was exhausted for some reason. Perhaps cause I haven't gone to bed before four since Wednesday? But last ( Read more... )

In brief summary, Gemini individuals find the game of love to be something of an adventure, particularly since the chase itslef can seem to be so much more fun. The true question then becomes whether Gemini can find that one person who is able to stay the course and keep he or she living "happily everafter." If there are any doubts, then Gemini ( Read more... )

I think I get attacked or something when I sleep. I always wake up with random bruises or cuts. Granted, some might be from dodgeball, but they can't all be. Unless, one of you is drugging me and taking advantage of me in my sleep. If that's the case...you don't need to drug me ;)

Memories...
If you read this, even if we do not speak often,
comment with one memory of me.
It can be anything you want, good or bad.
Just as long as it happened.

Then post this on your livejournal to see
what other people remember about you.

Been awhile since I did one of these. Figured, what the hell...

This weekend was pretty fucking awesome. I deemed it my "Weekend Of Shows". All in all I went to four shows, although there was a possibility for a fifth but I was just too tired to go to it. [Actually there was a possibility for six cause the one I missed was a two day event.] Anyway, here's a quick recap of the shows and their highlights:

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Kubo Tite has consumed my life.

That is all.

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