How the hell do chickens work? In particular the whole egg production process. Chickens are fairly small, and they can chuck out an egg a day, so do they make one egg in one day (seems a pretty tall order), or do they have several eggs in varying stages of production, in which case where on earth do they keep all of that gubbins ( Read more... )

I have recently been feeling rather hermit-like. Normal service will be resumed shortly.

Happy new year.

EMS

I am feeling soooo apathetic I am still at work and I can't be bothered to get up, go to my car and drive home ( Read more... )

Re: the 'incident' this morning.

I never liked that wing mirror much anyway, and I am sure the garage need my money more than I do.

*mutter*

Anybody want any vodka jelly?

Has been a funny week in all ( Read more... )

Right now...

...now...

...now, I am drunk enough.

...greatest respect.

...kiss my a$$.

EMS

EDIT

Yes yes yes, now I have a hangover. Cry. Could someone please kick Foz, that would make me feel better.

Cheers

EMS