And I just had to do this one

Jan 17, 2006 23:40


Ten Top Trivia Tips about The male penis!
  1. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like the male penis.
  2. About one tenth of the male penis is permanently covered in ice.
  3. The male penis is only six percent water!
  4. If you drop the male penis from more than three metres above ground level, it will always land feet-first.
  5. If you chew gum while peeling the ( Read more... )

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chibibananachan January 18 2006, 21:21:14 UTC
Hannu had a funny one too:
1. Penises were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
2. Penises are the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about penises!
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The penis state'!
5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like penises.
6. Penises have a memory span of three seconds.
7. Olive oil was used for washing penises in the ancient Mediterranean world.
8. If you cut penises in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same penises.
10. The colour of penises is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is.

ahahah these are funny

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