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You're kidding me... right?
That.
...that was. Er.
One of the "gods" that people keep talking about?
They appeared. Just... bam! Like... like that! And... and now I have a gun, and clothes, and...
...oh man. Am... am I going crazy now?! Is there--is there something in the water or something?! I can't be hallucinating! If--if I'm not hallucinating, then... then that means people ( Read more... ) -
What the hell is wrong with this place?!
Okay, let's get some things straight.
I'm not attracted to chickens--baby or otherwise! And I'm not into little girls, either, or Barry White, though he makes awesome music. Have you seen what the guy looked like, I mean, really?!
And I ain't a coward! Patrick Colasour backs down from nothing! Okay?! Nothing! That's why I'm not afraid to go out and ( Read more... ) -
When in Rome...
All right, so near as I can figure, this is some sort of test--which is fine by me! Heh. The brass think they can weird me out? They don't know who they're dealing with--Patrick goddamn Colasour, that's who!
I'm better at multiple choice, but no test has ever gotten the better of me before!
So, what I've managed to figure out--I'm in this city, this ( Read more... ) -
Where the HELL am I?
I can't believe it. First, I wake up not next to the girl I brought home the other night, not even in my apartment, but in this dump of a city--I think it's a city, it's awfully cityish? And to make matters worse, my damn cell phone can't get any reception, so I can't call the Colonel to find out what's up--is this some sort of weird drill? Man, I' ( Read more... )