Biology

[encoded_smith]

These new... Organic processes I find myself forced to endure are distinctly unsettling.

Management needs to fix them. Now.

Comments

[cantrunfromme]

Don't feel quite in your skin, sparky?

[encoded_smith]

This existence, this zoo, seems to find enjoyment in mockery, more than ever.

[soundof_drums]

Does somebody need a shower?

[encoded_smith]

Digestion.

Showers are a temporary relief, at best.

[soundof_drums]

Digestive problems? Ew.

[encoded_smith]

Digestion is the problem, Mr Saxon.

Along with other reminders of what my place is supposed to be.

[sheisreturning]

Organic, what?

[encoded_smith]

Still drunk, Miss Tyler?

[sheisreturning]

Oh no. And I'm never ever drinking again.

Which reminds me, I really don't believe I ever caught your name and if I did it just slipped past my mind...?

Going to hit you over the head with something and labotomise you...

[encoded_smith]

Smith.

You don't get it, do you? You haven't the vaguest comprehension of what surrounds you. Your ignorance, Miss Tyler, needs correcting.

[young_idealist]

So you are human after all.

[encoded_smith]

No.

[young_idealist]

So you are an alien? Or perhaps you're claiming to be demonic.

[encoded_smith]

Now's not the time for existential meanderings, exile.

[criativismo]

Reality does seem to have a way of catching up with most.

[encoded_smith]

It's foul.

I want it gotten rid of.

[criativismo]

Ah! And why is that, I must ask?

Bemoaning is worthless, that far I have gotten before. I would wish you good luck with your complaints, my friend, if I agreed with them.

[encoded_smith]

I wasn't designed for this.

The process... The squelching... The need for bacteria polluting your tract - it's meaningless.