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So I tried the social butterfly thing and it didn't work after all. I went to a few parties or whatever and more people say hello to me, but I'm not there to respond back. I'm possessed to wave, tilt my head, squint my eyes, smile... I feel like I have someone's hand shoved up my ass, pulling strings to make me yammer on about who's dating who and

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[vicar]

Practice. It's the answer to several unanswered questions.

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Sometimes, when I crave eggs, I want to make them sunny-side up. When I cook them they always end up being scrambled.

[vicar]

Brains.