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[enderismyhero]

Today we salute you Mr. George W. Bush voter. While others are trying to get this country off the path to destruction, you went muddin' to the polls with your 12-pack of Natural Light and helped keep Satan's personal ass clown on the throne. The only thing we know about Bush is that he is going to make the rich richer, the poor poorer, triple our

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[auroracavalry]

Correction: "that's all you're going to be able to afford." add "and more natty light. and teletubby seasons 2 and 6 on DVD"

[mindlesswhore]

this is the best post i believe i've read in a long time.

[enderismyhero]

well, i wish i could say that i wrote it, but that would be a lie. My boyfriend, Toby, actually wrote it to make fun of the one some reporter did about "Mr. John Kerry voter".

Nice to hear from you, Alicia.