Why is it that I only remember about this thing when I am feeling lonely ( Read more... )

So apparently Sunny Lane, my favorite porn star, is appearing at the Bunny Ranch brothel for a few weeks. My friend, who is also a huge fan of hers, suggested that we make a road trip. Although it could only happen if I won the lottery this week, I have mixed feelings about this. While I feel that prostitution should be legal, I have never really ( Read more... )

Taking a quick look at the most recent entries on my friends page indicates that everything simultaniously sucks and blows. I am very sorry and would give you all hugs but the monitor hurts my hands when I try to reach through it. So instead, to make people feel better, I present the greatest thing ever in the history of ever: Slave Leia Pillow ( Read more... )

So I am currently spending my day being violently ill and cursing the heavens for whatever is happening to my digestive tract. Since I cant do anything productive, I have decided to post on my LJ for the 4 people who would actually see it ( Read more... )

In case anyone was wondering I am still among the living. I seem to make an awful lot of these posts on this journal, but that's just me I guess. Today is the first day of final exams in what I sincerely hope and believe will be my last semester of college. For those of you keeping score this is the end of my 6th year in college, meaning that since ( Read more... )

quick update. Forced out of my rut by being fired. Posting this entry on my new iPod touch that I got for free. Moving to Newport News in about two weeks. Going to Philly this weekend.

I'm stuck in a rut.

I forgot to post here, but Im back home. Call me if you want to hang out.

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So I have a pretty big gap in my summer plans. I get out of school on the 10th of may, but I don't start work until the 30th. So I was thinking I would take a trip somewhere, almost certainly north. I am currently planning on hitting Philly and maybe Boston with a vague idea about eventually ending up in Canada. So, is there anyone between Virginia ( Read more... )