on ya face!

out and about. do i need more or less time?

but you'll never catch me.

DON'T BE SO HARD ON MEEE
I FIX TEE VEEEEE

i can't read

wah! tallahassee can't coax me out of my house. i've been such a freakin' old fart lately, just wanting to spend every night at home... drunk. although i am being productive! i think my life would be really sad if i were not. i feel weird, i feel not myself. it's such a small window of time in a person's life when they get to feel total happiness. ( Read more... )

SOMETIMES IT'S NOT SO OBVIOUS, FUCKIN' STARBUCKS CUP GUY

love,
alison

I think a bunny and/or hamster crane game at the pet store would be just smashing. they'd probably sell a lot more bunnies that way, right? i'm pitching this idea ( Read more... )

my lips have this strange feeling, kind of like when you go swimming at the beach for a long time, and they soak up all of the salt water, they feel wrinkled and fleshy. and i can't stop biting them for the life of me.

so my life has come to a slow, phlegmy halt. my past few days consisting of more mucus than i'm used to dealing with, and a wide variety of equally mind numbing television stations. i've been reduced to the history channel, trying to become educated on sex. what a state i am in to be thinking about such things as this right now. if only my friends ( Read more... )