And Brody defeats Tim, just like she did in real life, and so she moves onto round 2 of the "BEST AVRIL IMPERSONATOR 2005" contest.  Votes seem to be dwindling... WELL HERE'S SOME EXCITING NEWS.  THIS IS THE LAST MATCH OF ROUND 1, BITCHES.  SO VOTE YOUR LITTLE HEARTS OUT.  Alright, let's get to it.

The contenders in round 1, match 8 are...

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Ok, Greg Graffin beats Johnny Rotten and goes to round 2 of "The Grand Ol' Opry 2005."   HEY GUYS LET OTHER PEOPLE IN ON THIS TOO IT'LL BE COOL IF LIKE 10 MILLION PEOPLE VOTE.  I'm starting this match a couple hours early because I'm tired and am going to bed soon.  We're almost done with the first round, just two matches left, so let's get to it.

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WE DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD VOTER TURNOUT IN THIS LAST ROUND.  WE NEED MORE VOTES.  C'MON, IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG TO VOTE, JUST DO IT.  PLEASE.  Anyway, Joe Strummer wins something like 7-4 and advances to round 2 of the "not-quite-punk-rock jihaad 2005."   Let's get on to the next match.

THE SUPER COOL DUDES IN ROUND 1, MATCH 6 ARE...

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Alright.  So match 2 of the PUNK ROCK BATTLE ULTIMATE SUPER HAPPY SUNSHINE EXTRAVAGANZA is over, and Lars Frederiksen squeaks by with a 7 to 6 victory over Ian MacKay.  Lars moves on to round 2.

THAT MATCH WAS BETTER, BUT MORE PEOPLE STILL NEED TO VOTE.  EVERYONE WHO HAS VOTED, PLEASE CONTINUE TO DO SO, AND HAVE OTHER PEOPLE VOTE TOO.

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FAT MIKE WINS THE FIRST MATCH, beating Joey Ramone by a whole hell of a lot.  I'm kind of surprised at that, I must say... I though Joey'd get more than just one vote... Anyway, Fat Mike advances to round 2 of the PUNK ROCK BATTLE 2005.

HEY, YOU.  VOTE THIS TIME.  IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE LAST TIME, VOTE THIS TIME.  JUST DO IT.  C'MON.

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