I must apologize to everyone. I've been living a lie. That essay I posted on here back in MAY, the one that was really obviously not by me, was not my original work, it was written by Hunter Thompson, AS IF ANYONE WAS WONDERING ( Read more... )

I LOVE HUGE MEATY DICKS!

I'M BACK, BITCHES

Leaving for Chicago tomorrow... I promise I'll update when I get back. Till then...

This country is so basically rotten that a vicious, bigoted pig like John Wayne is a great national hero. Thomas Jefferson would have been horrified by a monster like Wayne--and Wayne, given a shot across the time-span, would be proud to pistol-whip a "radical punk" like Jefferson ( Read more... )

SLOB ON MAH KNOB

One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you'll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies. I can't make that decision for you.