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Answers That Question.

Jun 26, 2005 14:12

This is the letter I got in the mail today from the DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE ( Read more... )

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cynic1209 June 26 2005, 19:39:22 UTC

that's awesome
<3<3<3

endlesspursuit June 27 2005, 16:13:23 UTC

Nu-uh.

im sorry monkeymel09 June 26 2005, 20:18:49 UTC

im sorry. that sucks. unless of course you didnt want in it. which otherwise. thats great! but sorry anyways

xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxxxxoooooxxxxxxxxoooo

Wootttt. coheedfreak June 27 2005, 04:57:08 UTC

Hmmmm. They say there is a reason for everything. Now.... the government doesn't want a hottie such as yourself in the armed forces, because they need hot lasses like you on US soil 24/7, to make the country look good, and give the army dudes happiness-come-hominess. So that night at prom, the government was watching you via UFO's, from Area 51, and paid the aliens to put a lawnchair on that highway. The only reason the aliens agreed was because they wanted to make sure that their last female lived to make a perfect breed of Irish/American/Heshkabobban. So after the crash, in which you actually were mangled, the aliens healed you to a point where all you had left was a minor brain mess up thingy, which would be activated by a probe a couple days later in school, causing you to faint. The whole brain trauma thing caused the cat-scan abnormality, and now you are safe to have sex with lots of aliens, and make american men stare.

The conclusion....?

You are an ALIENBABYMAKINGMACHINE!

<3<3<3<3<3 ( ... )

Re: Wootttt. endlesspursuit June 27 2005, 16:17:45 UTC

Wow. That was incredible. And totaly believable. Really. I think I might be pregnant with Shnakankhgvt's love child.

oh_these_walls June 28 2005, 02:04:52 UTC

I'm with Phil but only on one part... there being a reason for everything. Sure it may suck now, but look at it as you may have died if you went into it. You just never know.

monkeymel09 July 1 2005, 14:26:39 UTC

im also with phil on this one. it makes so much sence. and i mean its soo well thought out and everything.

endlesspursuit July 6 2005, 21:22:47 UTC

Ps. I'm still pregnant with an alien baby.

endlesspursuit July 6 2005, 21:20:48 UTC

Yeah. I'm over it. They said there was still a chance that I could join. I just... don't care. I'll go to college and try making it the hard way.

moronindisguise July 3 2005, 02:51:46 UTC

haha. i'm kinda jealous. you won't have to be a draft-dodger :-)

i saw you thursday! having fun with meadows? hahahah

you should call me sometime. we can watch spiceworld again! hehe

moronindisguise July 6 2005, 21:23:32 UTC

Haha. Hoorah for Meadows. It's not all that bad. But wow, he's got some even more corny remarks during the summer time.

moronindisguise July 7 2005, 15:26:29 UTC

wow, I didn't think that was possible!
~Josh