The Unity . . . the unity ( Read more... )

Here's a ridiculous bit of poetry created entirely of real, live titles of spam emails arranged into poetic-ish form.
Poem

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overwhelmingly important email / ***SPAM***

I don't want to become bald
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Dear Customer
Baldness is now optional

Breaking ( Read more... )

Rub the bald head for luck. Do it three times and a genie will come out of my head and grant you a wish . . . only one because I'm kindof a cheapskate and can't afford to give you more than one ( Read more... )

Read this somewhere and wanted to remember it, so I'm stashing it in my LJ.

"rushed sex is grumpy sex and interrupted sex makes you want to kill the messenger"

Okay, I'm perfectly healthy and probably never been more happy about it ( Read more... )

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Random Wonky Nonsense on Vimeo

Asuka's mother, someone who barely knows me, let alone understands anything about my personal beliefs, was snooping around on MySpace, found my page and my "I Fuck I Fight in New York City" tagline, and sent me a horrified message about how disappointed she was in me and my vulgarity, how could I do this, and I'm such a bad example (God, I hate ( Read more... )