-i live on 167 john street now, with ish & hucifer ( Read more... )

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seducing demi moore in front of bruce willis. after they had finished arguing about doors and dinner, i picked her up off the floor and laid her on the sofa. i then proceeded to lay her, biting her ass and licking her neck and generally trying to stick it in. at first she was naked, but then, she took off her pants(?) and rolled over onto her back ( Read more... )

hello. haven't been around to gossip about lifejournal in some time, as i have not had internet in some time. here's the fresh ( Read more... )

i miss you so badly. i want you to talk to me and be interested in what i say, because i still find you fascinating. i tear up when i think of what a waste i made of us. it's my only problem, and now i have to live with the fact that i am the smallest branch in your fire and you won't remember me. but it passes and i feel strong again. there is a ( Read more... )

thursday night was the time for naked women. went out with three black dudes from work to watch and dance. we saw solid gold ladies and went to phoenix for $1.25 beers (wow) and smoke machines. it's funny because all three are married and their primary goal was to 'pick up'. being the only single dude, i found it hard and wierd because i'm white, ( Read more... )

except it was with this girl i knew in grade 6(but she was my age in the dream)(seriously) named natalie something, and she was super tiny and skinny and had veins on her temples. but she looked nothing like that laying naked in my imaginary trailer/bedroom. in fact, it probably wasn't even her, but somehow the name got into my head, and, well ( Read more... )

late last night, i shaved a mohawk on myself- long, clean, beautiful hawk hair ( Read more... )

so, instead of going as yow, i appropriated plan b; cowboy boots are fucking hard to find. i petitioned the v-v-v-village for a nice floral print dress and a b-cup, threw on the factory toes, drank two bud 40s and got myself booted from some party. other than that, i slept in the most haunted jam space ever to still stand on the earth. after, what ( Read more... )

nov 8 in detroit! right up your alley! no pun intended ( Read more... )