And so it is time for another semester to begin, which means it is also time for more posting. Unfortunately I have a literal shitload of reading to do today, but I, hopefully, will be back tomorrow with some entertaining anecdotes from Hawaii as well as pics from said trip. So, until then...

Is procrastination a sense?? I don't even know ( Read more... )

I should be reading about options and firm offers in my Contracts book.  I should be making notes in preparation for my class which begins in 30 mins.  I should be doing something, anything school related rather than updating here and making lists of shit I have to do.  It turns out, it is actually more productive to just do what you need to do ( Read more... )

...you cannot outrun an avalanche on a snowmobile. I don't care what a couple of ski bums and a Russian scientist might think. Secondly, there is absolutely nothing on TV today. Not that there ever is, but I'm so not feeling well and spending the day laying on my couch has proven that TV sucks. Even with really cool commercials for new LOTR ( Read more... )

That's a little West Wing reference for all you kids out there.  No one reading this will get it, but that's okay.  There's probably no one reading this anyway, so, no worries.  In case it's not obvious, I am watching the West Wing PreElection Marathon on Bravo.  God, I love this show.  Why can't Josiah Bartlet be an actual candidate for president ( Read more... )

No, that's not some shady sex thing.  My puppy is actually attacking a steak bone as if it might be the last thing she ever eats.  Lord, is she possessive about this thing.  I bent down to try to pet her and she grabbed the bone and bolted in the opposite direction.  As if I might steal it and chew on it myself.  As yummy as that might be...

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God, seriously, I love football commentators.  They say the best things ever.  Things, like, that was a heck of a hit.  The guy could be on the ground dead and they're all, "Wow, Mike, there may be some guy dead on the ground, but that was a heck of a hit."  What the hell am I babbling about??  No one knows.  Least of all me. I'm just watchin' a ( Read more... )

This is only one of the many subjects we will ponder while I sit at my computer and attempt to ignore the stack of law books on my table that are whispering, "come read us."  Actually, I think if you listen really closely, you'll hear they are really saying, "haha, you will never be able to finish us all and you will get called on in class and made ( Read more... )

So, apparently if you are in a foreign country and do not speak the language, all you have to do is speak in badly accented Englaish and the natives of said country will miraculously understand you. Don't believe me?? Tune in to next week's episode of The Amazing Race. You'll see just how right I am ( Read more... )

I think the next most important thing you need to know is that many times during the day I am bored out of my ever loving skull.  Often it makes me want to put a fork through my skull just to end the tediousness of it all.  But luckily for me, I have found the Maryland Boating Safety website, which not only allows me to study for the Maryland Safe ( Read more... )