Meant to do this ages ago, then forgot.

( Top Five reasons To Be Late To Work )

Was out at Barfly last night, which was tremendous fun, best night in ages. Best bit of the evening was Allan delivering the ultimate compliment: "Stephen, you're a wank, but a good one that you've needed for ages." Tear-jerking stuff, I assure you ( Read more... )

THE DESCENT: A review

Interchangeable female spelunkers fight vampires from out of Buffy in a cave. No nudity.

2/5In other news, I returned to my flat to find that Marc and Allan had plastered my room with fat-porn. Every available piece of wall-space was covered in bra-busting rolly-pollies fingering themselves and sucking their tits. How ( Read more... )

Thrilling news: I have had my second bi-annual haircut. That's me sorted until 2006, then. A solidly flimsy pretext for me to post a picture of myself. Savour it, like a fine wine or potent cheese ( Read more... )

At last, the subtle marriage of 19th century French cultural revolution and late 20th century Japanese beat-em-ups. Behold, Armjoe, the Les Miserables fighting game, accurately featuring all the major characters from the novel, like Javert, Fantine and RoboJean.

Another sketch I couldn't be bothered uploading the other night.


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Hey, so, not many updates. Haven't really had any pictures, nor much of interest to say about my job. It's reasonable work for the money, but it's boring and it sucks up my entire week. I hate only having 2.5 days a week in which I can actually do anything, but I suppose that's work for you. I should be glad I've managed to avoid it so long, I ( Read more... )

Went to Funhouse last night, and as one might infer from the name, it was indeed a house of fun. The crowd was rubbish, the usual collection of poorly-coiffed students and anti-rhythmic dance monsters, but the music was top pop and Alan and I danced in a timely and eye-pleasing fashion. I have also been working on an hilarious German accent, which ( Read more... )

Strike that last remark from the record. They phoned back and apparently I can go in tomorrow. Woo-fucking-hoo.

Well, that was smart ( Read more... )