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englishpride

☂ one

Jan 31, 2009 16:09

[ audio transmission | mode: activated; language: English ]

Ugh....

[ soft groaning, then a shuffling of dead leaves and heavy fabric ]

I'd have thought by now I'd be use to thi--

[ a pause, and more shuffling of leaves ]

... th' bloody 'ell? I didn't get that pissed last night, did I?...

DAMMIT, FRANCE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE PRANKS OF ( Read more... )

audio, i don't think i'm in scotland anymore, might have tourette's, worst hangover ever

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acrotism January 31 2009, 21:31:35 UTC

No, this is my house.

Get off my lawn.

[ audio ] englishpride January 31 2009, 21:33:06 UTC

Wot?! Switzerland, I beg you not to shoot, okay?

[ audio ] acrotism January 31 2009, 21:36:23 UTC

Switzerland? What the hell kind of name is that?

[ audio ] englishpride January 31 2009, 21:38:08 UTC

Wh--

[ insert long pause here ]

What the devil are you talking about?! Have you never heard of that trigger-happy prat?

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[voice; english] 1/2 libertyfuckyeah January 31 2009, 21:37:42 UTC

Okay I know Detroit and Baltimore are kind of a mess right now but I swear I'm working on it--!

[voice; english] 2/2 libertyfuckyeah January 31 2009, 21:40:56 UTC

...ENGLAND?!

I don't know whether this makes my day better or worse.

[voice; english] englishpride January 31 2009, 21:42:50 UTC

AMERICA, YOU PRAT, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME AFTER I PASSED OUT?! AND WHERE TH' 'ELL IS THIS?!

[voice; english] libertyfuckyeah January 31 2009, 21:54:22 UTC

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! AND I HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING WITH YOU SINCE EARLY SUMMER!

This would be Discedo. The United Nations and Prussia are being gathered here to help restore this dead country to become a glorious DEMOCRATIC world power!

By the way, we're on another planet. Don't be too shocked by the aliens, most of them are human-ish!

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puzzledprof January 31 2009, 21:40:47 UTC

Another one?

Ah, are you alright, Sir? I suppose no one's given you the information on our situation yet?

[ audio ] englishpride January 31 2009, 21:43:57 UTC

I can't say that I'm all right-- I might not even be all right in the head, at this rate. Agh, my head...

[ audio ] puzzledprof January 31 2009, 21:46:32 UTC

Perhaps you could do with a visit to the clinic first, then.

...From the sound of it, you're in the forest? I'm afraid that's quite a dangerous place to be at the moment.

[ audio ] englishpride January 31 2009, 21:53:25 UTC

Ah-- yes, looks like at the edge of a city, too. Rather a rank-lookin' one, if I may say so. Oh, and there's no need to worry for me, I simply need a visit from Mr Ibuprofen, more like. God, never again.

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1/2 im_a_country_2 January 31 2009, 21:47:05 UTC

England!

2/2 im_a_country_2 January 31 2009, 21:47:43 UTC

I'm not going back with you! Fire or not!

3/3 I lied. im_a_country_2 January 31 2009, 21:49:03 UTC

But, I may be willing to offer you shelter and aid.

[ audio ] englishpride January 31 2009, 21:54:45 UTC

Oh, goddamnit, I don't have the patience to deal with this.

I told you once, I told you a million times-- get back here now!

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[Text] 2cool4europe January 31 2009, 22:38:32 UTC

God damn. I'd recognize that irritating accent anywhere.

England?

[Text] englishpride January 31 2009, 22:39:38 UTC

Oh blast, where'd you come from? I thought you were DOA.

[Text] 2cool4europe February 1 2009, 00:18:10 UTC

I've been here, you idiot. This is the capital city of New Prussia! Where did you come from?!

[Text] englishpride February 1 2009, 00:22:25 UTC

New Prussia? Thank you for the laugh-- what a gas.

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