Here be ye olde concrit post. Comments screened, so go for it.

TELL ME IF I SUCK GUYS. Seriously.

"[David] Blaine was a street-magician-turned-enactor-of-unlikely-feats whose previous stunts, performed in the warm embrace of New York, had included standing for a spell at the top of a tall plinth, burying himself in a Plexiglass coffin, and encasing himself in a block of ice in Times Square. His plan this time was to spend forty-four days in a ( Read more... )

[ mode: text | language: English (translation available) ]There's really nothing better than a fine evening alone, only a kitchen and the noises of the oven timer. It's almost enough to make me forget about this idiocy present in this hellhole, really. At any rate, chaps, I've baked some treats for you all-- you needn't be shy, I've plenty more ( Read more... )

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It looks like this snow isn't at all a freak weather incident. Not that I care-- it's a great deal better than sweating my arse off. But still, you'd think that in the middle of August that there wouldn't be temperatures like this! And bloody hell, I thought I had disabled the shocking ( Read more... )

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A-ah, 's'not as strong as I thou-- .... Oh, is this bloody thing on? Ah, HULLOOOOOO? HU-- Oh, right, y' can hear me jus' fine, can't you? [ soft laughing, and then-- ] Oi, oi, oi, errr... but I'm na' drunk 'r anythin'-- I can prove it, too, y'know! Ah ( Read more... )

( [ hetalia meme ] )

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[ There's a long, unamused pause, a rhythmic, yet slow, thud of wood, and then, from seemingly a distance.... ]

Oi, you know, not even faeries are this cruel.If this is a sick joke, I don't see the punchline anywhere. Oi, America, if you can hear me, this is not funny at all! I'm sure as hell not Mary Poppins, ( Read more... )

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Bloody hell--! You know, and here I thought that I had completely taken care of that shocking function, but it's just my luck-- AGH, DAMNIT, QUIT THAT ALREADY!

... 'S what I thought.

[ There is a pause as he clears his throat, and then-- ]Right-o, then. Have we all quietened down? I very well refuse to be ( Read more... )

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You know... you bloody scientists, or whoever is actually running this hellhole.... If you were actually going to rain down such handy things as ammunition and foodstuffs, one would think that amongst it all, you would have been kind enough to dole out, oh, I don't know... some bloody damn ( Read more... )

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Somehow, I doubt well that everyone within this foul place has yet been alerted. However, perhaps now would be a good time to as any.

CITIZENS OF DISCEDO, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

That should do the trick, I'd hope... I should hope you all have the sense ( Read more... )