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--'s wha' I gotta do.... [ almost menacing chuckling. ] So, ya' bastard... ya' hidin' from me 'r somethin'? I'm not afrai--

[ stumbling, more chuckling, and then a hollow metallic clank ]

Damned alley cat... I SAID GO 'WAY! .... Eh heh heh heh. Fraaaaaaaaaaaaance, I know 's you there.... I'M NOT TAKING BACK THAT ( Read more... )

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a sexy snack bar: ..... Titty bear moves up and down.....
FrostedOrchids: Anywhere you need~
a sexy snack bar: I suspect France was somehow behind this
FrostedOrchids: "Jamais, you've brought America up with those ideas well enough on your own, Eyebrows."
a sexy snack bar: "I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT YOU GITFACE-- don't confuse me for you."
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[ Gunfire can easily be heard in echoes-- it's obvious already that it's more than a simple echo to the person possessing the communicator. Cannons are heard exploding, followed by the shatter of bricks falling upon themselves and cries from various men in many different languages. They all have one thing in ( Read more... )

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--wonder who left all that produce out... rather generous of them, whoever they might be. Well, waste not, want not....

Er-- Japan, now that you've been properly tended to... well, there was an extra pie left over... [ clearing his throat ] But, er, yes, I left it with you, so. Well, it was the least I could do. ( Read more... )

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Day 28.
Location: Discedo, Fortuna. Yes, still.
Status: a bit battered, but no limbs are missing yetSupplies: at a steady rate of decline; not a state of emergency ( Read more... )

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--Damnit, what the-- Come in, anyone! Yes, even you, France--

[ loud thumping, and something that sounds vaguely like a wooden clatter upon concrete ]

This isn't Australia's home, goddamnit! Wh--

[ scuffling sounds, a loud whump, and unintelligible cursing ]

Come in, damnit! Report your statu--

[ static ( Read more... )

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Day 21.
Location: Discedo, Fortuna which appears to be as wonderful as a holiday in Australia's home.
Status: steadily growing more accustomed to the region and its culture; could stand for a nice spot of tea.
Supplies: under ration. Especially the whiskey.Report ( Read more... )

[mode: text | language: English (translation available)]I understand it must be a bit late-notice, but what would be a better way to impress your lady-love than to get her a delightful card for this Valentine's Day? Certainly, you'd want to impress, and that can't be done easily with silly drug store-grade cards, much less with the doodles of a ( Read more... )

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Day 7.
Location: Hell America Discedo, Fortuna ( Read more... )

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Ugh....

[ soft groaning, then a shuffling of dead leaves and heavy fabric ]

I'd have thought by now I'd be use to thi--

[ a pause, and more shuffling of leaves ]

... th' bloody 'ell? I didn't get that pissed last night, did I?...

DAMMIT, FRANCE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE PRANKS OF ( Read more... )