Comments | englishpride: ☂ three

englishpride

☂ three

Feb 11, 2009 20:04

[mode: text | language: English (translation available)]I understand it must be a bit late-notice, but what would be a better way to impress your lady-love than to get her a delightful card for this Valentine's Day? Certainly, you'd want to impress, and that can't be done easily with silly drug store-grade cards, much less with the doodles of a ( Read more... )

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[Voice;English] You put her crappy birthday card she made to shame bejeweledmagus February 12 2009, 01:32:00 UTC

... How did you do that?

[Voice;English] sorry, can't compete with a nation! englishpride February 12 2009, 01:43:31 UTC

Oh, just a little hard work and all-- really, perseverance goes a long way...

featherseeking February 12 2009, 01:55:14 UTC

A..."drug store-grade card"?

[text] englishpride February 12 2009, 01:56:49 UTC

As in "low-quality".

[text] featherseeking February 12 2009, 03:10:42 UTC

I see! I've never heard that phrase. Then, ah, would these buildings be called "drug store-grade" as well?

[text] englishpride February 12 2009, 03:34:32 UTC

.... Well, really, I'd call this place more of a shithole.

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im_a_country_2 February 12 2009, 02:09:22 UTC

You really have way too much free time.

[text] englishpride February 12 2009, 02:10:13 UTC

Actually, it only took five minutes.

[text] im_a_country_2 February 12 2009, 02:11:59 UTC

But why did you even bother? Who cares about this stupid holiday, it's not like it's useful. Nothing is closed, there aren't any events. It's just fore couples to spend money on each other and be fluffy.

[text] englishpride February 12 2009, 02:15:03 UTC

You obviously don't understand simple consumerism and supply and demand.

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quirky_sitar February 12 2009, 02:17:05 UTC

Woah! Talk about ahh...

A mouthful 'o Lyric there!

Who knew you had it in ya!

[text] englishpride February 12 2009, 02:19:09 UTC

Well, it wasn't as though it was my own work-- a poet of mine actually wrote it but quite good, all the same.

Re: [text] quirky_sitar February 12 2009, 02:22:15 UTC

So its....uhhhh....like a cover?

You should give the guy a little credit, then.

[text] englishpride February 12 2009, 02:28:02 UTC

How can it be a cover if it's poetry? This isn't a lyrical, you know.

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txt; english kyur4_th_itch February 12 2009, 02:17:35 UTC

Do you really think girls would like that?

Uhm... I wouldn't well... use the word lovers though... that's kind of... forward.

txt; english englishpride February 12 2009, 02:20:21 UTC

I shouldn't see why it wouldn't appeal to a lady. And, as I said, I also can do any other poetry on request.

Re: txt; english kyur4_th_itch February 12 2009, 02:35:50 UTC

Maybe something uhm... less forward? I only like these girls... I'm not... in love...

txt; english englishpride February 12 2009, 02:39:25 UTC

Well, do you have a specific thing you'd like these cards to say?

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