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[englishpride]

[mode: text | language: English (translation available)]I understand it must be a bit late-notice, but what would be a better way to impress your lady-love than to get her a delightful card for this Valentine's Day? Certainly, you'd want to impress, and that can't be done easily with silly drug store-grade cards, much less with the doodles of a

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[maplemaple]

You're making Valentine cards?

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[englishpride]

Well, I don't see why I shouldn't make a venture into the market.

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[maplemaple]

I just wouldn't have thought you'd have an interest in doing so.

.......You're competing with America, aren't you?

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[englishpride]

It's all about consumerist appeal, my lad.

And no, why would you think that?

fff I just noticed those umbrellas. that's adorable. ; w ; o, english weather~

[one_is_hikaru]

Boring.

[text] oh yeah, bb-- makes me think of Mary Poppins though

[englishpride]

Beg pardon?

;;;;; I never liked that movie at all. You just ruined those umbrellas for me. 8(

[one_is_hikaru]

That's boring~

[text] UM UM. THINK OF FISH AND CHIPS

[englishpride]

Well, I never said that was the only card I'd offer.

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[vodka4all]

How lovely.

[ text; translated ] insert a really long pause here-- thanks, you scared him

[englishpride]

Russia, there you are. What the devil have you been up to?

[ text; translated ] ask and ye shall receive :) Just be glad he learned to type

[vodka4all]

Just wandering, getting a feel for my new land.

Have you noticed anywhere good to live? It gets cold at night, I don't like it.

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[englishpride]

Your land...? And, sorry, I've not the slightest idea how to help you.

hon hon, this is an alliance he's more than happy to make.

[coq_au_vin_baby]

Très bien, Angleterre. Shakespeare 'as a charm of 'is own where it comes to love.

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[englishpride]

Well, of course he does. It's something a young prat like America couldn't be arsed to understand.

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[coq_au_vin_baby]

For once, I cannot disagree. Per'aps you and I should collaborate on this wonderful event. What do you think? It will be satisfying enough to see you 'ave to agree with me, hm hm.

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[englishpride]

It would at least teach America that his idea of romance is far from refined, to be certain.... What was that you were just muttering?

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[scienceinacan]

It's a bit too flowery for my tastes, Eng-kun.

But I guess girls like this kind of thing...

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[englishpride]

What did I tell you about calling me that?

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[scienceinacan]

You told me something about calling you that?

...I don't think you did, Eng-kun.

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[englishpride]

You are to address me properly-- it's England, not some pet name of yours.