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[englishpride]

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--Damnit, what the-- Come in, anyone! Yes, even you, France--

[ loud thumping, and something that sounds vaguely like a wooden clatter upon concrete ]

This isn't Australia's home, goddamnit! Wh--

[ scuffling sounds, a loud whump, and unintelligible cursing ]

Come in, damnit! Report your statu--

[ static

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[missmecha]

England! Are you okay?

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[englishpride]

Well, I am now! Or, at least, as to be expected after whapping a damned kangaroo with only a cricket bat!

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[missmecha]

I'll make this short in case another one comes up -

Everyone's weapons got taken, and the only way to give these things a good whallop is by making a pact with someone!

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[englishpride]

Well, thank God I'm at least paired already... even if it is to that dunce.... But all the weapons are gone, then?