Let the nerd bashing begin. I'm ready for it.

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I had a dream last night where I was taking drink after drink off of this water cooler.  I must have drank twenty glasses, one right after the other.  I suddenly snapped awake with such an urge to pee that I'm sure I was moments from wetting the bed.  I was up and fire-hosing the toilet within seconds.

I just realized that you can make a battery out of a lemon. This guy made six lemon batteries, connected them and was able to generate about five volts and lit up an LED. I was amazed that this could be done. Lots of my co-workers were like, "Oh yeah, you didn't know you could do that? We did that in jr. high science class." Now I want to make

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Good luck trying to settle up on this bill. What are we going to do, send them to collections?

"This is an urgent call for [computer voice]Islamic Republic of the of Sudan[/computer voice]. ( Read more... )

Your Score: Eastern Oregon

You scored -1 weather and 1 redneckitude!


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Oregon State just repeated as the College World Series champs. Hell yes.

Burly tasks completed today:

- Smashed brick hearth and removed rubble, took three and a half hours.
- Helped Andy install a pipe in his septic tank. Puked. Puked again. Puked a third time. (That smell is our shit, Fokker.) Andy got septic waste on his face.

I used to think i was the only one who ever watched this cartoon as a very young kid. It was one of the first "anime" style cartoons I had ever seen, and I loved it. Let's see if anyone else has seen this...

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Was that obscure enough for you? But wait, there's more! How about this one? They played back to back on Nickelodeon. This stuff pre- ( Read more... )