Creaking iron wheels

[ennead_999]

Went to a big fancy outdoor wedding last weekend; 300 people. I was asked to be an usher, so got all fancied up; lip service zipper pants, black vest, boots, studded bracelet, silver bolo, chains, rings, black nail polish. After ushing, at the last minute I was asked if I could escort the bride's mom down the aisle for the beginning of the ceremony

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Wow

[vanna_t]

That sounds pretty amazing. When my dad got remarried, it was cold cuts off the pool table at the local Legion....lol. Man....The joys of small town, white trash living I tell ya.

As for your choich of apparell...good on ya. I'm sure you looked quite dapper. *smile* And, you're always such a gentleman...unless you have us all fooled...hmmmm *scratches head*

awwwwwe

[xxnocturnaxx]

Weddings are so cute. Whoo for never getting married! But if I had It would have been spectacular n pretty.

Re: awwwwwe

[ennead_999]

If you got married, Verbal Deception would be a suitable band. And a swaggering pirate could perform the ceremony. yaaar.

(perhaps walk the plank?)