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things are so messed up ( Read more... )

i met a boy.

what now

I had the notion that you'd make me change my ways
My bad habits would be gone in a matter of days
I had the feeling that you'd open up my eyes
To a whole new world that had since been in disguise

But that day will most likely never come for me
And it's just my luck to end up getting stuck
to everything you are were ( Read more... )

my name is lauren marie clark and i eat my own feces.

MY BIRD IS DEAD.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a horrible person.i am a ( Read more... )

dear womanhood,

i fucking hate you. stop coming once a month. you ruin plans and you make me want to diediediedie. i will adopt when i get older. just stop. you will be the end of my happiness. THE CRAMPS NEED TO GO AWAY NOW. and if the bloating would stop, id apreciate it. RAAAHHH!

fuckyou,
me.

so i was supposed to go bowling tonight. yeah ( Read more... )

dear rivers cuomo,

I am very sorry that i forgot your birthday on the 13th. I didn't mean to and i promise it will never happen again. I know that i should be the greatest fan that i can be but i have been slacking but your band is still the shit and i love you xcore.

you rock,
Lauren

-i felt bad.

danielle and i will rap to shake ya tailfeather for a fee of 10 cents, call us :)

i just got home from jen's house. SLUMBER PARTIES RULE! i figured i should update just for fun and because i want to try to beat danielle and karen in this whole updating thing. u guys are xcorexupdatersxwell this week has been fun. 2 days ago i hung out with marc and dutch. we worked on race cars. well, they did, i waxed a helmet. i had fun. one ( Read more... )