Been a while... Crazy life o' mine... Been to hell and back twice... that's one time more than Ulysses, one time more than Proteus... and, if it matters to anyone, thinks ain't changed much there...

I'm on this music site - a place you can register and they allow messages to be posted and stuff. Some kid has a picture of Woody Guthrie up on his profile page. I message him and I ask, "Anyone comment on the Woddy Guthrie pic?" He says,"No - I've had it up for months, no has has mentioned it except you..." I'm thinkin' "He's yankin' my chain, ( Read more... )

OK - I'm going to start this from 2 postings ago... remember that Venezulean I mentioned...? You know, I'm visiting a little bistro... I bring my guitar so it doesn't get stolen. Turns out the joint has an open stage. I don't know this at the time... I walk to the bar - 2 people standing there - one is a punk guy, metal stickin' out of every ( Read more... )

OK - she comes back to the pub where I play a couple songs once in a while. She's with some guy with a big face. He's guzzling chicken wings like Henry the 8th. I ask her to join me outside while Wimpie downs another 5 wings before we even stand up; we go outside. I give her the poems - 3 of them - very good poems, ifIdosaysomyself. She sticks them ( Read more... )

OK - what's up with this thang? I give 3 poems - great poems, if I say so myself - to this absolutely stunningly great person, but she didn't show at my last gig... ready to make the leap off the bridge ( Read more... )

Wow - Met this great blonde - built-to-tilt, smart, sexycoolsexy... I was performing at a local pub, she comes over and she kinda wants to talk; I buy her a beer; we chat - very close - very close - face to cheek to ear to lips very close and barely touching close - a breathless gasp away close - and I ask her about her piercings. She gives me a ( Read more... )

Hey - so, I went to one of those speed-dating/mating ritual merry-go-round things ( Read more... )

Has it been that long since I've written? Wow - that's what happens when you are involved in housework, getting the beater fixed, cleaning up the yard, watching hockey games, and so on and so forth and you know...I guess priorities change, distractions abound, and life kind of grabs you by the lapels and hurls you into next week ( Read more... )

I have this friend. Well, we haven't been in touch for a very long time, but he's still a friend, believe it or not ( Read more... )

Here's what my mind doctor told me after I told him about my childhood:

"You are very lucky - most people would either be drug addicts or would have killed themselves by now."