I was sitting on the city bus today on my way home from Limeridge Mall which is practically in another country and I was thinking to myself. I was thinking about how I've only been drunk once since my 19th birthday. I was also thinking about how boring I find bars most of the time, except with Melissa and Steph in Flordia when we drank then went ( Read more... )

There is a new cafe downtown Hamilton on King St called Up in Smoke. A cafe that lets its customers smoke marijuana inside. They sell a lot of pot memorabila and soon if you bring in your own marijuana in they can make you bake goods ( Read more... )

I see an "FREE AVON" sign in The Barn's parking lot in Dundas so I'm like "ooh I like free stuff" so my mom and I walk over and there's a catch, you have to give this lady your name and number to set up an appointment to begin selling Avon, well my mom got out by saying she lived in St. Catharines, but I screwed myself over by saying I live in ( Read more... )

It's kinda weird, I remember it like it was yesterday starting grade 8 and just wanting to get it over with so I could go to high school. And now high school is done and I'm in University, and going into my second year. Time flies. I was extremely bored yesterday so I sat here thinking about all the fond memories over the years. My friend Luz ( Read more... )

Last night I worked till 8pm. When I got home from work I was just gonna hang out at my house and do nothing until Brent got home from his demo. But when I walked in the door I heard water pouring so I thought it was in the kitchen and just figured Reima and Shaw were cooking. So I walk upstairs and there is a lake in my hall way. I look at it ( Read more... )

I am never ever again living with people I don't know. I have started using the downstairs bathroom out of disgust and since the upstairs toilet doesn't work now ( Read more... )

Do you remember the time those weird religious people tried to tell us we needed help and get us to come to their church thing and convert us, or how about all our visits to honeys and how the bill always came to $11.33 until we got free drinks. Or how about Canada Day? Remeber playing at "The Basement" and my neighbour and his granddaughter ( Read more... )

"He wouldn't get married in his pjs anyway so he's not for me"
-Amy

What is the point in getting married if your just going to get a divorce and do it again.

"Yeah, that one's pretty, but it's like my first time getting married so I want something nice and traditional, maybe I'll go for something like that next time"I have a problem with divorce. People treat it as a quick fix ( Read more... )

Have you ever seen ads floating around yoru school or city that say "Student Work, $11.25-15.05 base-appt." Yeah, that's not a scam, but I'll tell you what is, if your walking by a little indepedent scuzzy looking restuarant and you see a help wanted sign in the window, and after you apply you dont even get an interview they just hire you and ( Read more... )