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The eighth square at last!

Jun 24, 2011 03:26

Who: Everyone!
Where: The chessboard hills
When: Monday, June 26, all day
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Summary: Tweedledee and Tweedledum have agreed to have a battle
The Story: ( And everyone is invited, whether they like it or not )

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Before Move 1 sonhewanted June 24 2011, 15:48:22 UTC

You know who's excited about the opportunity to kick some ass and prove himself and maybe even become a Real Thing?

This guy right here.

This is why at the start of the game, he is doing the most manry thing ever - looking around for his father and his girlfriend in the stands so he can wave enthusiastically at them. Maybe punch the air in front of him a little and show off because he is going to bring the pain.

He's pretty sure Santana will be there, but with his dad the odds aren't so good. ...Well, whatever. Who cares if he doesn't show? He'll wish he was here when his son kicked all the asses ever. He would be SO. PROUD. ...Or maybe he's just up there and he hasn't spotted him yet. Maybe Kurt's mirror will just assume that.

Yeah. ...He's totally up there somewhere. Maybe.

Before Move 1 and UNTIL MOVE 24 BECAUSE HE WILL NOT CEASE sugarhighkind June 24 2011, 21:45:24 UTC

Johnnycakes doesn't really get chess, or at the very least doesn't have the attention span for it. What he does have the attention span for is pressing directly up to the line between his and Kurtsie's square and...well.

"KUUUUUUUUUUUURT."

"HEY. HEY KURT. KUUUUURT."

"KURTSIE LOOK AT THIS." Lewd gesture. "HAHAHAHAHA."

And that is what he gets for being straight despite looking so gay. I mean, really. Look at that nose. That is a gay nose.

"KURT I WANT TO LICK YOUR NOSE."

GO AWAY M!JOHN. GO AWAY FOREVER. sonhewanted June 24 2011, 22:08:13 UTC

Kurt's mirror was doing a pretty good job at ignoring John, even though he's being incredibly annoying. He'd only screamed for him to shut the hell up twice in the last few minutes, so that was pretty good, right?

But now John wants to lick his nose. What.

"...What the fuck?" he turns to face him and yells back. "Why the freakin' hell would y'wanna lick my nose?"

IT IS SO WEIRD THAT IT CALLS FOR EXPLETIVES ALL OVER THE PLACE.

NO. NEVER. sugarhighkind June 24 2011, 22:19:46 UTC

"UHHH."

Wait he has to think of a reason.

Uuuuummmmm.

"BECAUSE IT'S SEXUAL."

sonhewanted June 24 2011, 22:52:12 UTC

"What?!"

He covers his nose and mouth with his hand, because that totally hides the fact that he just squeaked that word out in a girly way. But that's not the point because THERE IS NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT HIS NOSE. Just thinking about what that could even mean is making his face turn red.

sugarhighkind June 25 2011, 00:18:23 UTC

"YOUR NOSE IS THE GAYEST PART OF YOUR FACE. JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING."

Man, maybe he's just making it less likely they'll win. But he doesn't really care about winning soooo. Time to harass teammates more. "YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST BOY EVER. EVER. IN ALL OF TIME."

sonhewanted June 25 2011, 06:03:53 UTC

His eyes go pretty much as wide as they can go, and he's so shocked that he actually said that (no, shouted that) that words don't come out of his mouth for a second.

"I...I-I AM NOT!" he shouts back. "AND IT'S NOT GAY. NOTHIN' 'BOUT MY FACE IS GAY, Y'GOT IT? Don't shout shit like that!"

The only reason he's still standing there, able to shout rude things, is because there is a barrier between them that makes it impossible for him to use his fists to punch him into space. Really.

sugarhighkind June 25 2011, 07:43:13 UTC

John would fly into space and somehow become a satellite capable of photographing Kurt in the shower, and then transmit his reviews of each showering session. 10/10, nice use of the loofah, etc. etc.

But in all seriousness, he's just going to continue shouting at him, mmkay? "I DO WHAT I WAAAAANT."

John plops down on the floor suddenly, legs stretched out in front of him. He proceeds to claw at the magical barrier thingy like a cat. "KUUURT...KUUUUUUURT."

sonhewanted June 28 2011, 03:57:30 UTC

And he's going back to ignoring John, or at least ignoring him as much as he possibly can given the circumstances. Though if he knew about said shower plans, he would be incredibly disturbed.

He's putting a lot of effort into this ignoring of John. He's even moved all the way over to the opposite side of his square, even though John obviously can't get anywhere near him anyway.

...This can't possibly last long though. He's too easily irritated.

sugarhighkind June 28 2011, 04:10:34 UTC

It's a good thing there's a bunch of people watching or this would probably get even creepier, whoops! In any case, John's just going to start a higher pitched version of his earlier taunts.

"IS IT HARD TO TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME? IT'S HARD FOR ME AND I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU HAHAHAHAHA."

sonhewanted June 28 2011, 04:55:11 UTC

Oh, yeah. That would do it. He whips around and glares.

"I don't fuckin' sound like that!" He practically growls his words out to emphasize that point. "And if you don't shut the hell up right now, the second this chess crap is over I'll come over there and I will kick your ass."

sugarhighkind June 28 2011, 05:19:23 UTC

"I. AM. SO. SCARED."

Pause.

"AHAHAHAHAHAA." John actually collapses into a fit of giggles. Yeah he doesn't take that threat seriously.

sonhewanted June 28 2011, 06:33:39 UTC

"I WILL, SO YOU'D BETTER BE SCARED."

And he pounds the barrier between them just to show John that he means business.

sugarhighkind June 28 2011, 06:40:23 UTC

John's eyes go a bit wide.

And then he just falls over again. "EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE."

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