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The eighth square at last!

Jun 24, 2011 03:26

Who: Everyone!
Where: The chessboard hills
When: Monday, June 26, all day
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Summary: Tweedledee and Tweedledum have agreed to have a battle
The Story: ( And everyone is invited, whether they like it or not )

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pricesandvaules June 24 2011, 20:01:51 UTC

Droog's here early, affecting boredom to cover his restlessness while he watches the other pieces arrive. When he sees Dean take the second knight spot he gives a satisfied little nod.

dashboardlite June 24 2011, 20:55:45 UTC

So Droog is a knight, too. That's pretty awesome. Together they could be DnD - Droog and Dean. Or vice versa. Or, going with the theme of his shirt...

...Dean switches his comm unit on and sends his shiny insect friend a message.

"Dude. We are the Knights who say Ni!"

pricesandvaules June 25 2011, 15:08:52 UTC

"The what?"

dashboardlite June 25 2011, 15:56:39 UTC

"The Knights. Who say Ni. C'mon, dude, don't you know anything?"

Droog. Dean is disappoint in your knowledge skills.

oh whoops no courier TOO BAD. pricesandvaules June 25 2011, 16:05:40 UTC

"I'd be willing to bet I know more about this game than you do."

He lived it, after all.

"What does 'ni' even mean?"

dashboardlite June 27 2011, 04:31:01 UTC

"Ha-freakin'-ha. You're hilarious."

The definition, however, might confuse Droog a bit. Then again, since when has anything Dean done made sense to Droog? He adopts A Storyteller (TM) voice, and explains:

"'Ni' is a word of unknown power, able to cause old ladies to cringe in fear. Those who say it may often be appeased with a shrubbery."

pricesandvaules June 27 2011, 17:45:14 UTC

"You're kidding."

Seriously. What do shrubs have to do with anything?

dashboardlite June 27 2011, 20:31:03 UTC

"Would I lie to you?"

Look at this face. Is this the face of a man who would lie to you?

pricesandvaules June 27 2011, 20:38:09 UTC

He can't see your face, Dean.

"Yes."

dashboardlite June 27 2011, 22:32:52 UTC

"Dude, no. The Knights who say Ni demand shrubberies."

These are true facts, Droogsy.

pricesandvaules June 28 2011, 05:19:39 UTC

"I am a knight. I don't want a shrubbery."

Beat.

"What the hell is a shrubbery, anyway?"

dashboardlite June 30 2011, 13:38:50 UTC

"It's like a bush. A really, really short tree."

pricesandvaules June 30 2011, 14:48:40 UTC

"What's the point of that?"

dashboardlite July 1 2011, 04:25:08 UTC

"Well, you can either acquire a shrubbery, or chop down the tallest tree in the forest."

Dean grins maniacally.

"With a herring."

pricesandvaules July 1 2011, 16:30:59 UTC

"That's impossible."

dashboardlite July 3 2011, 19:13:00 UTC

"Is it? Have you tried?"

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