[EVENT] Until one day you wake up: and you're gone.

[angel_junk]

Who: EVERYONE
Where: EVERYWHERE (or what's left of it anyway)
When: September 2nd - 5th
Rating: ???
Summary: One room. Several contestants. No cameras. No jury. Mix! Mingle! Become orange goo!
The Story:

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[angel_junk]

People.

So many people.

And yet...

And yet something is missing...

Something... intangible.

No.

No, wait.

The other thing.

"Damn your budget cuts, Wonderland!"

Yes. Yes, that was it.

[hamburellakind]

"I don't...think that's what it is."

John was just about to go to try and blast the walls with a buncha wind when he had to...just...stop and respond to that stupid exclamation.

And look who it is.

It's that guy. The guy who wanted to talk about John's penis.

In hindsight, that's really fucking messed up!

So maybe John'll just keep walking away from the pedophile.

[angel_junk]

BASELESS ACCUSATIONS!

Bhamba had no idea John's penis was involved. Otherwise he clearly would have

mocked him even more, probably. But that is not the point.

"Don't move!" he exclaims with a jabbing finger in the direction of John's escape.

"This is all your fault!"

[hamburellakind]

...What.

"What? How could this possibly be my fault! My world doesn't even have places like this!"

Or...well, he doesn't think it does.

[angel_junk]

"Then how," Bhamba enunciates with the air of a detective who is clearly ON TO SOMETHING, "can you be so sure those are not budget cuts?"

A-HA! Gotcha.

[hamburellakind]

"Because who is funding this place? It's magic!"

Duh.

[angel_junk]

"And the magical funds are diminishing!"

...Although he may have a point there.

"And anyway! If I had enough science I could blow our way out of here!"

[hamburellakind]

"Is science quantifiable? Can you have many sciences? The most sciences? Twelve sciences?"

[paper_knight]

And Mark loses track of his numbers again. Thank you, shouty crocodile man.

"Could you quiet down? Some people are trying to work, here."

[angel_junk]

Bhamba scowls.

"On what, tic-tac-toe?"

[paper_knight]

"That was completely unnecessary. I'm taking a head count."

Which...really shouldn't be much more complicated than tic tac toe. But he's dizzy and headachey and give him a break here.

[angel_junk]

"I agree. A head count is completely unnecessary."

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[paper_knight]

"You're hilarious."

[angel_junk]

"I always thought so."

[paper_knight]

"Look, isn't there something else you can do? Something productive?"