Feel the Magic Rise

[urnewkingbitch]

Who: Dave Strider, Bro Strider, John Egbert, Santana Lopez, Dean Winchester, Puck, maybe a wild Baby Penguin Kurt Hummel
Where: Tearoom
When: Tuesday, October 25th
Rating: T for sexual explanations and language
Summary: Sex Education 101 is now beginning!
The Story:

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[hamburellakind]

John knows he should ask something. It's an opportunity he might not get again.

But it's the girl he wants to touch and stuff and he is pretty sure she's wearing these clothes just to get a rise out of someone and God he does not want anything to rise right now.

So, in his panic, he blurts out the first thing he can think of:

"Do you like touching your own boobs?"

Fucking fuck what.

[itsahotone]

...Okay, so that was one she wasn't expecting, even from him.

"Wow. I don't like, go around groping myself if that's what you mean. You wanna elaborate on that one?"

[hamburellakind]

No, no he does not.

"I-- I don't know, I guess it's just...that's what guys like to look at and so I wondered if it...if it does anything for girls? Like guys obviously...penises...so do girls have something like that too? In their...boobs?"

Wow that was almost entirely incoherent...

[itsahotone]

It's a really good thing Santana doesn't get embarrassed by this kind of thing.

"Uh, yeah. About that." She sits up more and points to her chest. "If you think the only place that feels good for girls is here, you're never gonna get too far with them. Just because I don't have a dick doesn't mean it doesn't feel good down there in the same area." She shrugs; there. That was vague enough to not totally traumatize the kid...and Kurt. Right?

[hamburellakind]

John does his best not to stare during her explanation. Okay, so not just boobs...

"So they like it when...sex...happens?"

There has to be an easier way to put this stuff.

[itsahotone]

Now Santana smirks a little.

"If you do it right, yeah. Otherwise girls will talk and no one will ever sleep with you again because you were awful in bed."

Pause.

"The universal you, not you specifically." Although only time could tell for that, couldn't it?

[hamburellakind]

Oh, his cheeks hurt from all the blushing.

"How..." God, this is embarrassing. "How do you 'do it right'?"

If it involves Bro's smuppets he's considering being fully gay.

[itsahotone]

She shrugs, uncrosses and recrosses her legs. "It kinda depends on the girl you're with. Some are super lame and will just fake being into it anyway to--" Here come the sarcastic quote marks, "--save the guy's feelings, but if you're lucky you'll get someone who has no problem telling you what to do to her."

[hamburellakind]

"Oh. Okay. Cool."

And then his brain has a misfire and this blurts out:

"What do you like?"

Oh God.

[itsahotone]

Okay, that makes her falter a little. Not because it's incredibly embarrassing and personal or whatever, but does she really want to go into that much detail where Kurt and Dean and some guy she's never met are sitting right there, listening?

She'll start with something safe.

"I like making out, for a start."

[hamburellakind]

John glances away, embarrassed even further.

"I hadn't even kissed anybody until that spin the bottle game. I'd probably be bad at that."

Actually, he's probably bad at everything, since apparently most guys start doing things to themselves a lot earlier than he did. So he didn't even really know for sure what he liked. He'd just screw it up for another person. Girl. Probably a girl.

John slumps a little, discouraged.

[itsahotone]

"Well duh, of course you would be."

That probably isn't the kindest way to react. But don't worry, she's not done!

"I mean, everyone's pretty horrible at first. That's why you practice. And it's why you actually tell whoever you're with what feels good, so they're smart and know to keep doing it." She smirks a little. "Unless they're wanting to torture you a little."

[hamburellakind]

"But...how do you do that when you're kissing?"

Hey, legit question here. That doesn't make sense. Do you take breaks to take notes? Geez.

[itsahotone]

Sigh. Kid, you're killing her.

"I was mostly talking about when you're doing more than just kissing. But whatever, kissing just kinda gets really good over time. If you're really that bad at it, they'll tell you. Unless they're total pussies."

[hamburellakind]

"Well, they should be, if they're girls!" Funny joke! That was funny joke! Hahahaha!

No, it wasn't. More blushing.

"...Never mind."

[itsahotone]

Stare.

"Wow. More risque a joke than I would have expected from you."

She almost feels a little sorry for him and all his blushing.

"Any questions that aren't about groping myself?"